I’m a pretty uninteresting person. I readily admit this. I don’t belong to any sort of club, I don’t have any outlandish hobbies—to be honest, I don’t even know if I have a hobby, period—and I don’t have any notable talents. I’m not even one of those weirdos who doesn’t like chocolate or pizza or something like that. My last “guess what I just did story” involved finishing a book at Walter Library.
J.D. Salinger did more interesting things than me.
I guess I’m only notable for two things: A completely useless battery of random knowledge and tidbits, and a penchant for self-deprecation.
Oh, and I also have an embarrassing infatuation with Bruce Springsteen.
So when I say that I think the Gophers will make the NCAA tournament this season, rest assured that the comment doesn’t come from a man who tends towards wanton behavior or predictions. It comes from an entirely uninteresting individual, without a rash bone in his body, who may or may not have been drinking some Kool-Aid lately.
Here, let me type that again: The Gophers will make the NCAA tournament this season. Yes, I said it. And, yes, I actually believe it. I’ve thought about it for a few days, but the extra time has made me even surer in my conviction.
The Gophers will make the NCAA tournament.
That’s not a common opinion in Gopher land lately. The pretty humiliating loss to Ohio State, followed by the official departure of Royce White, has eradicated most enthusiasm from Gopher fans.
(Have you ever heard the song “Ophelia” by the Band? Probably not, but you should listen to it. I’d like to dedicate it to Royce White. It pretty closely describes what I imagine Royce’s legacy as a Gopher will be. If you can call it a legacy. Is there such a thing as an anti-legacy? If so, that’s what Royce will leave. Anyway, listen to the song to see what I’m talking about. And, also, the Band is fantastic.)
A year that started with a sense of tournament inevitability has now become filled with NIT discussions. And it’s easy to see why. Our 13-8 record is worse than anyone imagined. The Royce, Al, and Trevor situations not only negatively affected game day performance, but also hampered the enthusiasm of the fan base. And a number of close losses have dried up a lot of confidence for a lot of fans.
It has been a sad, frustrating year. And I’m as sad and frustrated as everybody else. I had the Gophers pegged to finish second in the conference, and their struggles have come as a shock to me. It’s been a year of seemingly perpetual bad news for the Gophers. I’m starting to think Williams Arena is on top of an old Indian burial ground.
To a lot of people, and part of myself, it has turned into a what-could-have-been year. And that’s a question you never want to ask: What could have been? It could be the worst question in the sports world.
Honestly, I’m wondering why I’m writing this. The part of me that has followed Minnesota sports too long is shouting at me, yelling that I’m just setting myself up for disappointment. Another part of me, a part that isn’t familiar with Dylan Thomas, is asking what shreds of hope I’m still holding on to. Another part of me is thinking about Caroline Wozniacki.
But most of me is basking in the eternal sanguinity surrounding Minnesota sports. Wait, something isn’t right about that last sentence. But either way, I’m optimistic. And I don’t know why. It’s actually kind of scaring me.
After the internal battle, though, I’m utterly convinced that the Gophers are going dancing. And I haven’t had any Kool-Aid in days—sadly.
As I’ve said since the start of conference play, an 11-7 conference record would be a lock for the tournament. If you win 11 Big Ten games, and didn’t have an abysmal non-conference showing, you’ll go to the tournament. Period. That’s not up for debate. If the Gophers win 11 conference games, they’re an absolute lock.
So that’s what we’re gunning for: 11 conference wins. That’s a 7-2 finish to the season. Admittedly, after dropping four of our last five, that seems like an unreasonably lofty goal. But this team is not done. Trust me.
Our first half of conference play was much, much harder than our second half. Two games against Michigan State, two against Ohio State, and a trip to Purdue. I don’t think a 5-4 conference record through those games would be too disappointing. In fact, 5-4 may have been a pretty reasonable expectation. So we’re 4-5. The loss to Indiana is the only one that we definitely should have won. But by no means is that a devastating start. We just have to make up a game or two in our next nine.
Three of those five losses (at Michigan State, at Ohio State, and at Purdue) came on the road to teams who are a collective 38-1 on their home courts. One of the other two came at home against the best team in the conference. No need to go over the Indiana game; that one hurt.
Thankfully, it’s a long season. Our conference schedule was top-heavy, and now we have a chance to catch back up. Our remaining games: at Penn State, Michigan, at Northwestern, Wisconsin, Indiana, Purdue, at Illinois, at Michigan, Iowa. 7-2 is certainly an attainable goal during that stretch.
Let’s throw out the Iowa game. It’s a win, and there’s no need to include it in any of this analysis. And if we don’t win that game, we don’t belong in the tournament, making any of this moot anyways.
So I’m marking the Iowa game as a win and forgetting about it. That would leave us with eight games, over the course of which we would have to go 6-2. And I think we can do it.
It starts at Penn State this Saturday. Yes, we’ve struggled on the road. (Again, in our defense, three of our five road losses came to teams collectively boasting a 38-1 home record.) But Penn State is 0-10 in conference play. 0-10. Try not to over-think this one. We’ve struggled to win on the road; Penn State has struggled to win, period. Struggled to win as in they haven’t won a single Big Ten game.
I think the Gophers win that battle. Penn State is not good. Enough said. I don’t want to think about that one anymore. I think we’ll win, and I’m going to start fidgeting if I don’t move on.
We then host Michigan. Like the Gophers, the Wolverines have been caught in some sort of basketball Bizarro World. They’re 11-11, and currently have the Gophers beaten out for the “most disappointing Big Ten team” title. I’m thinking about connecting with some Wolverines fans and commiserating. If you’re an interested Michigan fan, let me know. We could even get some UConn and North Carolina fans and form a support group.
We struggled with the Wolverines last year, dropping both games to them. But I think we’ll exorcise our Michigan demons in this one. If there’s one thing about this Gophers team, it’s that we’re tough to beat in Williams. Michigan has had issues on the road, going 1-6. So I think we have the advantage in this one.
That would put us at 2-0. 4-2 the rest of the way. Again, not including Iowa.
Then we go to Northwestern. We did not look too good against the Wildcats in our first meeting. We couldn’t figure out the 1-3-1 and had to salvage a 65-61 victory. And our trip to Evanston last year was a little underwhelming.
Northwestern is a decent team. They’re not great, but they’re not bad, either. This is the type of game we have to figure out this year. Go on the road and beat a decent team. I don’t think we have a long enough leash to drop this one, and this is the kind of game we have to win to make up for the Indiana loss.
The Wildcats have an absolute joke of a schedule the rest of the way. They play Indiana, Iowa, and Penn State twice apiece. They have a game against Chicago State. And the way the schedule is shaping up, this looks like the game during which the Wildcats could either play themselves into or out of the tournament. That doesn’t bode well for the Gophers.
But, to be frank, I think Northwestern will fade down the stretch. I really do. They’re not a winning program. They’re the antithesis of a winning program. And you just don’t break a rich history of losing by thundering home down the stretch. You need some heartbreakingly close disappointments. You need to almost have it before letting it slide through your fingers. Only after coming painfully close but failing are you able to finally break through. And The Wildcats have not had that wrenching disappointment yet. Northwestern won’t go 7-1 in their final conference games to secure their first NCAA tournament berth. It won’t happen. That’s not how things work.
And that’s why the Gophers will win this game. That, and the fact that we are much more athletic and much more balanced than the Wildcats. I think we are a better team than Northwestern. Scratch that: I know we are a much better team than Northwestern. And we will prove it in this game.
That brings us to our sole game against America’s worst neighbors: Wisconsin. We are profoundly lucky that we don’t have to go to the Kohl Center. It could very well be the hardest place to win in the Big Ten this season. And we get to skip it. That’s just about the only luck we have had through the entire year.
On the road, though, Sconnie is not the same team. They’ve actually pretty closely mimicked our road performance. They are 2-4, with losses at Ohio State, Purdue, and Michigan State, with a bad one at Green Bay. (One of their road wins was at Northwestern, which further encourages me in our trip to Northwestern. If our away doppelgangers can win in Evanston, we should also be able to.)
And, honestly, do you think there is any way that the Badgers are going to come to the Barn, in a game with tournament implications, and beat the Gophers? It’s not going to happen. No way, no how. The Gophers will win.
Then we get to avenge the loss to Indiana. This is another one that it’s useless to consider too deep. We’ll beat the Hoosiers at home. That’s enough about this one. It’s a win.
So that’s our next five games. And, really, I don’t think 5-0 is much of a stretch during that set of games. I’d be surprised if we didn’t win at least four of them. The only one I have a little doubt about is the trip to Northwestern, but, again, I think we’ll get the win there.
But let’s run with this 5-0 business, both because it is attainable and it sounds really nice. Toss in the win over Iowa, and that leaves us three games during which to go 1-2. Those three games: Purdue, at Illinois, at Michigan. Those are three tough games. Purdue is a great team. Both Illinois and Michigan are solid, and are both tough to beat on the road.
1-2 is doable in those three games. I don’t know if we can beat Purdue. We don’t really match up well with them, although they did struggle with the press in the game at West Lafayette. If the Boilermakers are on their game, we probably can’t beat them, even at home. But if they’re having an off night, we could certainly upset them. And we have one thing working to our advantage: They play Michigan State three days after they visit the Barn. We could certainly catch them looking forward to their Spartan showdown.
The trips to Illinois and Michigan are hard to call. Michigan can be tough to beat at Crisler, but they have lost home games to middle-of-the-road Boston College and Northwestern. Illinois is 11-2 at home, but they struggled to beat Indiana and Penn State at home, winning those two games by a combined three points.
But neither place is an easy trip, especially for a team who has had some problems on the road. Our best shot would be at Michigan. By the time we go to Ann Arbor, the Wolverines will probably be out of tournament contention, barring an unlikely turnaround. And if the Wolverines are firmly off the bubble, I imagine the crowd may have a little trouble getting into a Tuesday night game against Minnesota. If the situation were reversed, I don’t think there would be a boisterous crowd at Williams.
I see two potential wins in those three games. I don’t think we will win in Champaign, but the other two are certainly a possibility.
And then we have the Iowa win.
So, adding it all together, here’s how I think the season will play out:
at Penn State: Win
Michigan: Win
at Northwestern: Win
Wisconsin: Win
Indiana: Win
Purdue: Loss
at Illinois: Loss
at Michigan: Win
Iowa: Win
7-2. 11-7 in conference. Dancing.
By no means are these results certain. But I don’t think they are unrealistic, either. Even the two I have as losses are winnable games, just as a couple of the wins are losable games. Balance it all out, and, in those nine games, seven wins are definitely possible. And I think we get them.
We might not even need seven wins. If we finish at 10-8, but beat both Wisconsin and Purdue, we may have a good enough resume. We can go 10-8, win a couple of games in the Big Ten Tournament, and still go dancing. 11-7 is not the bare minimum; 11-7 would be a lock, regardless of our performance in the conference tournament.
Right now, all of this is just a gut feeling. But it’s a strong feeling. And I have to say, my gut probably knows more about sports than I do. I had a gut feeling we would lose to Indiana. I had a gut feeling we would lose to Portland. I had a gut feeling we would beat then-Number 10 Butler. My gut is at least decently reliable.
I think right now is the valley for our season. Ohio State just dismantled us (although I doubt there is a team in the nation that could have beat the Buckeyes the way they played on Sunday). Ophelia White skipped town. The fan base is officially down on the team.
But I think we will pull it together. I think the remaining players will gel and block out all the bad news and negativity. I think the best is still ahead for this team, and that we will see the true character of this squad over the next month.
Call it a gut feeling.